iJunoon Archives 2014

SMILE

Because it makes you attractive;

It changes your mood;

It relieves stress;

And it helps you stay positive.

Words begin with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do, re, mi and friendship begins with U and ME!

Jeeto answers the phone. "It must have been a wrong number from some ship", she tells her husband.

Santa: Why?

Jeeto: Because it was a woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.

Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint... It's not where r u today, but where u'll reach that counts. Gud Day!

A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh. But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.

I might look calm, but in my head I've killed you three times.

Aliens do indeed exist. They are simply avoiding Rajnikanth.

People like to bring up your past when your present and future look better than theirs.

Good Morning!