iJunoon Archives 2014

Girl: Which computer do you have?

Boy: I have a computer with Intel Core i7 Processor at 3.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 bit, 8 GB ram and Nvidia GTX 560 Graphic Card.

Boy: Which computer do you have?

Girl: A pink one.

Women are smarter than men, but men have the advantage of not knowing this.

On Dhanteras, it is considered auspicious to purchase
gold or silver articles or at least one or two new utensils.
It is believed that the new 'Dhan' or some form of precious
metal is a sign of good luck.

"Laxmi Puja" is performed in the evenings when tiny 'Diyas' of clay are lit to drive away the shadows of evil spirits.

'Bhajans' (devotional songs) are also sung in praise of Goddess Laxmi!

Have an auspicious Dhanteras!

Flowers wallpapers

When eyes struggle to remain open;

When mind shuts off completely;

It's a signal to renew your energy;

By sleeping and dreaming endlessly.

Good Night and Sweet Dreams!

Rajnaikanth never jumps but Earth reduces its gravity for his convenience.

Announce about the engagement of your friend on Facebook and tag him!

Modi Ji Roz Kahte Hein "Achhe Din Aane Waale Hein";

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Summer Vacations Mein Sabki Biwiyan Maayke Jaane Wali Hein!