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Paise wala aadmi: aaj mere
paas 14 cars
18 dukaan
4 Bangle hain.

Tumhare paas kya hai?
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Garib aadmi: mere paas 1 jobless beta
hai,jiski girl friend teri beti hai..

Hum labon se keh na paye unse haal-e-dil kabhi..

aur vo samjhe nahi ye khamoshi kya cheez hai !!

Hasrat hai tujhe saamne baiThe kabhi dekhuN
hasrat hai tujhe saamne baiThe kabhi dekhuN
main tujh se muKhaatib huN tera haal bhi pochhon
dil men hai mulaaqaat ki Khuwahish ki dabi aag
mehndii lage haathon ko chupaa kar kahaN rakhun
jis naam se tune mujhe bachpan se pukaaraa
ik umr guzarne pe bhi wo naam na bhuluN
tu ashk hi ban ke meri aaNkhon men samaa jaa
main aainaa dekhuN to tera aks bhi dekhuN
pochhuN kabhi Gunchon se sitaaron se hawaa se
tujh se hi magar aa ke tera naam na pochhu
Ayy meri tamannaa ke sitaare tu kahaN hai
tu aaye to ye jism shab-e-Gam ko na saunpun.

Log apne kapdo ke style pe kitna paisa
barbad kar dete hain.

Jabki zindgi ke sabse haseen lamhe bina
kapdo ke guzar jate hain
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Yaha!!
Bachpan ki baat ho rahi hai jee.=D
=pppppppppp

Ap ki soch ko salam !!

jo beeti hai use dhurane main kuch waqat lage ga.
es ghum ko ek yaad bnane main kuch waqat lage ga.
nind to ane ko thi per dil pachle qase le batha.
ub khud ko be waqat sulane main kuch waqat lage ga.
us ka sath ub tanhai ko kerta hai or zeyda.
per yeh baat samjhane main kuch waqat lage ga.
akhar humein bhi loot ker ek din gahar jana hai.
layken itni door se ane main kuch waqat tu lage ga.
itni jaldi kua hai ?sagar? tum ko wapais jane ki.
kaam yeh dunya k nabtane main kuch waqat tu lage ga.

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.

Itne me Second row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!