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Janun ko zabt sikha loon to phir chaley jana
mein apna aap sanbhaa loon to phir chaley jana
usi tarah hai abhi tishnagi in aankhon mein
mein in ki piyas bujha loon to phir chaley jana
dil ko ye waham k tum laut ker na aao ge
ye waham dil se nikaaloon to phir chaley jana
bayaz-e-dil peh jo utri hai surat-e-ilham
wo ghazal tum ko suna loon to phir chaley jana
nisaar hotey hain shama peh kesey perwaney
yeh jashan tum ko dikha loon to phir chaley jana.

WIFE- Suno G jab aapne pehli bar mera gunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya??

Husband- MAA kasam mar hi jata agar TV pr aahat dekhne ki aadat na hoti.

Kabhi jo ker sako aisa
to koshish ker k dekhna..
mujhe..meri tarah chahna..
faqat meri talab kerna..
phir mujhse door ho jana..
main kahon?bhool jao mujhe..
tum roz duaon may mangna..
main tumse her nata tor lon..
tumse her wo haq chheen lon
k tumhare paas agar wo ho
to nuqsan kisi ka na ho per..
shayad tum jee lo..
per tum chup reh k her ghum pee lo..
aur aisa bhi kerna k..
magar nahi..
tum aisa ker nahi sakty..
meri jagah khud ko rakh nahi sakty
tum mujhe..meri tarah chah hi nahi sakty?

Biwi: suniye jee ye girl friend our biwi main kitna farq hota hai?
Shohar: yahi koi 30 ya 35 kilo ka.
ha ha ha ha ha ha

Aey Dil Thori Sii Himat Kr Na Yar"....!

"Dono Mil Kr Usay Bhool Jaty Hain....!!

Pathan apne bhai se: tum hamara shadi par kiya khas kare ga?
Bhai: hum tumhara shadi main hawai firing nahin balke khudkash dhama ke kare ga!!!