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Ishq ka apna Ghuroor , hussan ki apni anaa ..
Un sy aaya na gya , hum sy bulaya na gya ..

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.

Itne me Second row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!

Kab tak hum apne armaan chipate rahinge?
Kab tak hum apni khwaishon par patthar barsaate rahinge?
Kya kuwe ke paani ki taqdeer mein khul kar behna likha nahi hota?
Kya jisne dariya ki kismet likhi thi??
Kya uske mann mein auron ke liye apna pan nahi hota?

SOLID BEIZZATI..... ;D
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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai :
hii
friendzz
kesi lag rahi hoon..?
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Boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka
mob. Leke
diya hai to ghar me 500rs ka
sheesha bhi
lagaya hoga.... Uss Mein dekh
le,,...!!!....humse
kya poochti hai ''bhootni'' kahi
ki....;D ;D

Zindagi khawab-e-pareshaan se zeyada to nahin,
Is main tabeer bhi mil jaye yeh waada to nahin,
Baat be’baat ulajhney ki yeh huu kesi hai,
Yeh bataa tera bicharrney ka iraada to nahin,
Kon khushbuu ke peechey geya door talak,
Log saada hain magar itney bhi saada to nahin,
Kis khushi se mujhe bheja hai bata surkh gulaab,
Zulm ka yeh teri jaanib se iraada to nahin,
Bewafa hum hi sahi, khud pe bhi kuch ghaur karo,
Be’rukhi aap ki bhi hadh se zeyadaa to nahin...

Yeh aur baat teri gali main na ayen hum,Lekin yeh kya ke tera sheher chorr jayen hum,Muddat huyi hai kuye bataan ki taraf gaye,Awaargi se dil ko kahan tak bachaayen hum,Be’noor ho chuki hai bohat sheher ki fizaa,Tareek raston par kahin kho na jayen hum,Us ke baghair aaj bohat jee udaas hai,Jaalib chalo kahin se usey dhoond ke layen hum.