iJunoon Archives
Jokes / Larka Aur Larki
Haya Jalal
Phone Na Kiya Kro .
Wo Kehti Hai :-
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Phone Na Kiya Kro "DEAR"
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Mama Hoti Hai "NEAR"
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Papa Se Lgta Hai "FEAR"
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Bat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR"
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Dewaro Ke Bhi Hote Hy "EAR"
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Is Liye FB use Karo "DEAR" :-D
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Phone Na Kiya Kro "DEAR"
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Mama Hoti Hai "NEAR"
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Papa Se Lgta Hai "FEAR"
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Bat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR"
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Dewaro Ke Bhi Hote Hy "EAR"
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Is Liye FB use Karo "DEAR" :-D
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Apr 24, 2018 at 15:04
Category: larka-aur-larki
Social Wall / Photos
Ijunoon
Soniyan Hussian And Priyanka Chopra
Close enough, Soniyan hussian & Priyanka chopra
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Apr 24, 2018 at 11:04
Category: photos
Poetry / Sad
Dawood Ali
Woh Shakhss Zamaney Mein Sab Se Hi Juda Tha.
Paikar tha wafa ka, mohabbat ka khuda tha,Woh shakhss zamaney mein sab se hi juda tha,Chahat ke khazaney they har lafz mein us ke,Daaman mera us ne duaaon se bhara tha,Mujh ko nahin dekha karri dhoop ne chu kar,Baba mera duniya main mujhe aesa jo mila tha,Fikrain na zamaney ki kabhi paas bhi ayin,Har dard meri hasti se dartaa hi raha tha,Jab taka raha saanson ka basera mere baba,Tab tak main ghamon se bachta hi raha tha,Us shaam ki shiddat mere dil se nahin jati,Jis shaam tera saaya mere sar se utha tha.... !!
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Apr 24, 2018 at 10:04
Category: sad
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi
Kamran Kaliya
As Per Researcha Man Speaks 25,000 Words Daily.
As per research
A man speaks 25,000 words daily
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A woman speaks 30,000......
Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words
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wife starts her 30,000.. :p
A man speaks 25,000 words daily
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A woman speaks 30,000......
Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words
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wife starts her 30,000.. :p
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Apr 24, 2018 at 08:04
Category: miya-aur-biwi
Articles / Featured
Ijunoon
Kehkashan Mai So Arab Sayaron Ki Paish Goi
ہماری تیزی سے بدلتی اس دنیا میں شاید ہی کوئی ہفتہ ایسا جاتا ہو جب ہمارے نظام ِ شمسی میں کسی نئے سیارے کی دریافت نہ کی جاتی ہو۔ لیکن، ’کیلی فورنیا انسٹی ٹیوٹ آف ٹیکنالوجی‘ کی جانب سے ایک حالیہ جائزے کے...
مزید پڑھیں
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Apr 24, 2018 at 06:04
Category: featured
Poetry / Sad
Uzma Shaheen
Tum jab ao gi to khoya hua pao gi mujhe.
Tum jab ao gi, to khoya hua pao gi mujhe,Meri tanhai mein, khwaabon ke siwa kuch bi nahin,Mere kamrey ko sajaaney ki tamanna hai tumhe,Mere kamrey mein kitaabon ke siwa kuch bi nahin...!!
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Apr 24, 2018 at 04:04
Category: sad
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Seddiq Al Khan
Tv Anchor Interviewing A Farmer.
TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor: Aur Kaale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....
Anchor: Inhe baandhte kidher ho?
Farmer : Kise Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko.....
Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kaale ko......
Farmer : Pani se
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Farmer : Use bhi pani se.
Anchor Ghusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta
hai, "Kaala ya Safaid?"
Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.......
Anchor: Aur kala?:
Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......! :P
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor: Aur Kaale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....
Anchor: Inhe baandhte kidher ho?
Farmer : Kise Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko.....
Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kaale ko......
Farmer : Pani se
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Farmer : Use bhi pani se.
Anchor Ghusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta
hai, "Kaala ya Safaid?"
Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.......
Anchor: Aur kala?:
Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......! :P
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Apr 24, 2018 at 01:04
Category: miscellaneous
Social Wall / Text
Ijunoon
Cigrette Peety Ho
Doctor : Kia takleef hai ?
Pappu : Seenay me Bohot dard ho Raha hai
Doctor : Cigrette Peetay ho ?
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Han Par " Gold Leaf " he ManGwana
Pappu : Seenay me Bohot dard ho Raha hai
Doctor : Cigrette Peetay ho ?
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Han Par " Gold Leaf " he ManGwana
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Apr 24, 2018 at 01:04
Category: text
Poetry / Friendship
Kashif Yaqoob
Hmari Ulfat Sy Tang Ajao To Bta Dena
Hmari ulfat sy tang ajao to bta dena... /"Dost"\ Hmain nafrat pasand hai par dikhawy ki dosti nahi...
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4 Like ·
Apr 23, 2018 at 22:04
Category: friendship
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