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asi nazuk dil de log han, sada dil na yar dukhaya kar
na jhuty wady kita kar,na jhuti kasmaan khaya kar
tenu kinni wari mein akhaya ay, menu wal wal na azmaya kar
teri yaad de wich mein mar ja saan, menu aina yaad na aya kar

#BullehShah

Girl - Remove my top
Justin bieber - did it...
Girl - now remove my skirt
Justin bieber - did it...
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Girl - I will kill you justin if you wear my Clothes again

bohat hi toot ke tum yaad mujh ko aye ho
agarchay sardion ki pehli pehli barish he

A BOY was sitting in a Park behind a tree with his Girl Friend…
An Old man:
Beta! Kia ye Hamari Tehzeeb hai?
Boy:
nahi uncle, Ye Defence wali nosheen hai. buahahahaha

Kamosh Zabaan Ke Lafzon Mein
Kuch Posheeda Si Baatein Hai
In Posheeda Si Baaton Mein
Kuch Chahat Ki Barsaatein Hain
In Baaton Ko Hum Muddat Se
Seenay Mein Chhupaye Bethey Hain
Kuch Paaye Bina Kuch Kho Dena
Ye Piyaar Mein Ham Ne Seekha Hai
Sooraj Mein, Chand Sitaron Mein
Har Shai Main Tumhi Ko Dekha Hai
Dharkan Mein Bhi Naghma Ban Kar
Saagar Ki Tarah Tum Behtey Ho
Ye Piyaar Nahi To Tumhi Kaho?
Phir Piyaar Kisey Tum Kehtey Ho?

How to disturb…”’
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen?? hahahahaa