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Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas... I woke up in a box!

Merry Christmas!

What is something you will never see again?

Santa: How much is my mobile bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know your Current bill.

Santa: Stupid! I have already paid my electricity bill. I want to know my Mobile bill and not 'Current' bill.

Be thankful to God that behind every storm, the rainbow of hope and sunshine is dawning.

Good Morning!

A child on a farm sees a plain flying by overhead n dreams of a far away place. A traveler on d plain sees d farm n dreams of that. That's life. We never realized d value of the thing unless it moves away frm us. Enjoy d moment u hav with u. Gud Day

You don't marry one person, you marry three:

The person you think they are;

The person they are;

And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.

Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.

And so quickly too!, said Preeto

Budget 2012:

The homeless will be charged Road Tax.

Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you!