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Santa read an article to Jeeto about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

Jeeto: The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.

Santa turns to Jeeto and asked, "What?"

May u rise each texting day with fully charged phone in ur hand, inspiring msg in ur mind, me in ur heart,& a clear signal all day long. Have a Nice day!

When someone touches U and U don't feel it, it's ignorance. When someone touches you and you feel, it's Love. When nobody touches you but you feel it, it's Khujli (Itching).

I love INDIA


I= Indu

N= Neeru

D= Diya

I= Isha

A= Amrita


India, before anything else. India is my love!

Have a heart that never hardens. A temper that never rises. A touch that never hurts. And a love that never fails... Have a good day!

Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely.

A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth.

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Santa and Banta.

With the victim looking on, pretend you see a fly in the room. Grab a fly swatter and chase it around for a while. Then make a big swat, reach down and grab the 'fly' (actually a raisin that you concealed in your hand), and gobble it down or put into whatever the victim is eating.

Sri Rama Navami is the celebration of the birth of Lord Rama to King Dasharatha and Queen Kausalya of Ayodhya.

May you be blessed by Lord Rama, the 7th incarnation of the Dashavatara of Vishnu at all times!