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Santa and his girlfriend were showering together.

Girl: Do dirty things to me.

Santa puts soap in her eyes.

The T20 World Cup semi-final match between Australia and West Indies was
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GOD sure knows how to fix things right!

Aapko.

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Hum sirf aapko..

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Aur aapko...

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Arre aapko....

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Haan Haan Aapko.....

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Baba Aapko Aapko, only Aapko aur kisi ko nahi......

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Bas Aapko, Hamesha tang karenge!

It's not that I hate you. It's just that if you caught fire, I'd roast marshmallows!

Gods in IT:

Brahma: System Installer;

Vishnu: System Supporter;

Shiva: System Programmer;

Narad: Data Transferer;

Yamraj: Deleter;

Apsara: Virus.

A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning

Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car.

Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

Rajnikanth doesn`t move at the speed of light. Light tries to move at the speed of Rajnikanth.

If you are happy even after your marriage, you haven't taken your marriage seriously!