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If a man is allowed to select only one girl from 100 girls and he picks the most beautiful girl, he'll still feel the PAIN of losing the remaining 99.

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And women always complain that men don't have

FEELINGS!

Attendence:

Pappu... Yes Sir

Bablu... Yes Sir

Guddi... Yes Sir

Tinku... Yes Sir

Bunty... Yes Sir

Ullu... ??

Ullu... ???

Ulluu... ???

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Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai... attendence lagwa!

Happy April Fool!

Banta: What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?"

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Santa: A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.

What is the difference between welding and wedding?

In welding, there are sparks first and bonding later;

Whereas in wedding, there is bonding first and sparks later!

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.

Some lessons are painful;

Some are painless;

But all are priceless.

Have a priceless day!

An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio:

We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.

Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.

I've written a poem for you:

Twinkle twinkle little star,

you should know what you are,

and once you know what you are,

Mental hospital is not so far.