SantaBanta

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.

Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Pappu: Papa. why is it that a divorce is so expensive?

Santa: Son, because it's worth it!

Santa: I am fed up of my life.

Banta: Now what happened?

Santa: Everytime I'm about to win an argument with my wife, someone wakes me up!

Banta: Santa Bhaji, you cannot appreciate this novel because you never wrote a novel.

Santa: I never laid an egg, but I am a better judge of an omelette than any hen.

Jeeto: I had a fine dream last night. I dreamt I was touring the world in a fine car.

Santa: Yes, I heard the engine snorting.

Banta: In a party, how does every non-veg joke start?

Santa: By looking over your shoulder.

Banta: What is an adult joke?

Santa: Any joke which is 18 years old.

Immediately after his annual examination, Santa with a multitude of problems asked anxiously, "Doctor, how do I stand?"

"That's what puzzles me!" replied the doctor.

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted: Kya nishana lagaya hai.