SantaBanta

Banta: What's the difference between us and Camels?

Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days

and

We can drink without working for 7 days!

Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'

He wrote: I was made by a mistake.

Banta: What is the penalty for bigamy?

Santa: Two mothers-in-law.

Preeto: Dancing is in my blood.

Banta: It means your blood circulation is poor, it has not reached your feet yet.

Santa: Sorry, I missed your call.

Banta: It wasn't once, I called you thrice.

Santa: I was too busy dancing to the ringtone!

Santa: I broke down and cried when my wife tried to commit suicide.

Banta: It's natural - every guy would do that.

Santa: Quite right! That's the nicest thing she's ever attempted for me!

Jeeto: You don't love me at all.

Santa points towards their five children and says: Do you think I downloaded them from Google.

After being nicked twice by the barber's razor, Banta asked for a glass of water.

"Sorry, Sir!", said the barber. "Is there a hair in your mouth?"

Banta: No, I want to see if my neck leaks!

Santa: Yesterday, I was really bugged.

Banta: What happened?

Santa: I asked so many people for directions but I couldn't get a straight answer from any of them.