SantaBanta

Banta: A truth can walk naked... but a lie always needs to be dressed.

Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes!

Santa: My wife died yesterday. I'm trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do?

Banta: No problem. Just Imagine she came back.

A lady calls Santa for repairing her door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again. Santa replies, "I have been coming daily for the last 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out."

Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.

Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?

Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa bought a car on loan from a bank. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car.

Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When
did you have your last drink?

Santa: What do you mean, last?

Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend?

Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!

Santa talking 2 his son, Pappu: U should never lie. One lie begets another lie; then another lie; and b4 U realise it, U become a lawyer.