When a boy calls you cute, he likes your face.

When he calls you hot, he likes your body.

When he calls you beautiful, he likes your heart.

Boy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

Girl: How much do you love me?

Boy: Well, look at d stars & count them. That`s how much I love you.

Girl: But it`s morning.

Boy: Exactly.

Boy: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karti Ho?

Girl: Arz Maarti Hu:

Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada;

Samjha Hai Jise Khud Se Zyada;

Bharosa Hai Jispe Sabse Zyada;

Hey Ishqzade, Tu Hi Hai Woh, 'HaramZada'!

The girl cried piteously after her young man had proposed.

"Why are you crying, darling?" asked her lover. "Have I offended you?"

"No, dear," answered the girl. "I'm crying for pure joy. My mother always said I was such an idiot that not even a donkey would propose to me, and now one has!"

Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.


Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.


Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!

You know you're in trouble when your mom screams your whole name.

A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He kissed her & then kissed her again & said, this is addition. Then the girl kissed him & said, this is subtraction. Then they kissed each other & said, this is multiplication. Suddenly the girl's dad came & beat the boy & threw him away & said this is called DIVISION.

British boy: You look beautiful today,love.
American boy: Yo ass is kickin.

Boy: Hey, I've got two words 2 say.

Girl: What?

Boy: I Love U!

Girl: Huh... Isn't that 3 words?

Boy: No!(U)&(I) are one.