Facebook

That moment - when your parents have more friends on Facebook than you!

Facebook is perfect place for those who have never been very good at waiting for their turn to speak.

Tell a therapist, not Facebook.

Being 'Single' on FaceBook is not a status. It is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

If you want to cry, please use someone's shoulder or tissue, and not your Facebook status!

Mark Zuckerberg marries his girlfriend Priscilla Chan. Priscilla Chan changes her status from 'Single' to 'Ridiculously Rich'.

One can't upload love;

One can't download time;

And one can't Google all the answers in life.

So just by logging into reality, one can like the status of one's life!

Mark Zuckerberg denies keeping his wedding plans private, he posted the full details on Google+ but no one read them.

My friend posted "Facebook has killed the art of Communication".
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I 'Liked' the post!

Never trust a person with only one Facebook picture...

If you create drama on Facebook then one fine day, you'll also vanish like:

Rakhi Sawant

Dolly Bindra

Raja Choudhary

Sambhavna Seth

Himesh Reshamiya and

Poonam Pandey


Now don't ask me "Who are they?"

Boy asked God, `Why she loves rose which dies in a day, but doesn`t love me who dies for her every day?`

God replied, `Mast hai! Put it on Facebook!`

Say it on my face, not through your status.

If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably 'Unfriend' me!

Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like:

1. Happily Single

2. Frantically Looking

3. Inconveniently Attached

4. Unhappily Double

5. Stressfully Committed