WhatsApp Messages

Love always falls like a rain;

Let forgiveness wash away the pain!

I am SORRY!

Hard fact of married life:

Your wife misses you the most when you're partying with your friends!

"Am I Cute" Test:

Call me if I'm cute;

Miss Call if I'm gorgeous;

Text back if I'm pretty;

Text a joke if I'm charming;

Just ignore if U are jealous!

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?

Wow! New Underwear.

On this special day, a special person like you deserves nothing but the best. May you always be blessed by the Almighty!

Happy Birthday!

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.

Santa: I didn't say he got out.

On this auspicious day of Saraswati Puja, may you

Wear yellow and bloom life mustard fields;

Fly Kites and soar into sky like them;

Welcome the Spring season and shed lethargy;

And burn evils like Holika's pyre.

Happy Basant Panchmi!

Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres.

Pappu: Papa. why is it that a divorce is so expensive?

Santa: Son, because it's worth it!