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Be silent in two situations. When you feel one can`t understand your feelings from words; and when one can understand without any words.

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Banta: Santa u'll die.

Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?

Santa: My wife can multi-task.

Banta: Really?

Santa: Yeah, she can take a phone call, tidy her hair and crash her car, all at the same time.

It requires love, respect, trust, understanding, friendship, faith and God in your relationship to make it last.

There are 4 Parts in a Heart:

1/4 Papa

1/4 Mom

1/4 God

1/4 Love

What about a friend?

Sorry, No place for a friend in the heart, because you're a heart beat!

Truth is like an alarm clock. You might not want to hear it but it'll wake you up from your dreams and bring you back to reality.

Have a truthful day!

Eyes r parents, Heart is lover, Brain is teacher, Brothers & Sisters r fingers, but a loving Friend is Blood! So always keep flowing regularly. Gud Morning!

The tired-looking Santa sat facing the lawyer.

Lawyer: So you want a divorce from your wife. Aren't your relations pleasant?

Santa: Mine are... but hers are simply terrible!

Fighting century by Du Plessis (SA) to draw Test against Australia.

Much better than Indian batsmen who only dupe lasses.