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S2, S3 and now S4. Forget Apple; Indian Railways are planning to sue Samsung for copying them!

One should always take care of 3 things in Life:

Promise, Love and Friendship

Because they don't make noise; but when they break, they create silence in your life.

Good day!

Sometimes the most ordinary things could be made extraordinary, simply by doing them with the right people!

Dear Cupid,

Valentine's day is around. This time, please strike us together!

Come, work for the Lord.
The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low.
But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

I failed my driver`s test. The guy asked me, `what do you do at a red light?` I said, `I usually respond to texts, check my emails and Facebook`.

Murali Vijay proves yet again that he is like an "Aadhar Card". Of occasional importance in India and absolutely useless abroad!

Height of Job Satisfaction:

A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After 2 months, the Principal asked, "Why didn't you draw your salary?"

Man: Oh my God! There's salary also?

Wishing you a day filled with love and cheer;

May you be surrounded by all those who're dear;

May your debts, misfortune and agonies get clear;

And in life ahead, may you forge ahead in top gear!

A very Happy Birthday to you!