Tag: Women

Someone askd a women r u a working Woman or a Housewife?
Her Answer , "Yes i am a ful time working Housewife,
I work 24 hours a day....
I am a "Mom",a wife,daughter and a daughter in law

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I am an Alarm Clock,a Cook, a Maid,a Teacher,a waitor,a Nanny,a Nurse,a Handyman,a Security officer,a Counsellor and a Comforter.
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I don't get Holidays, Sick leave or days off.
I work through day and night..
I am on call all hours and get paid wth a sentence"tum krti he kia ho ghar mai"....
dedicated 2 all m0ms, wives,daughters n sisters.
send it 2all grls b0ys to make dem realize d importance of women

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Women admire a man
because he is strong,
But they love hum,
for his weaknesses. :D

A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

You know why women starts with 'W'...
because all questions start with "W".. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

How Dogs & Women r alike?

Neither blieve dat silence is golden,
Neither cn balance a checkbook &
Both put 2 much value on kissing.

What is sad for women of my generation is that they weren't supposed to work if they had families. What were they going to do when the children are grown - watch the raindrops coming down the window pane?
Jackie Kennedy