Tag: Sardar

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao
Sardar:Kyon, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola Mai CPU hon.

Sardar and Hitler








Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"











Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

1 Faqeer sada lga rha ta k 2 din sye boka ho koi to madad kar dye?

1 sardar aya our bola 50 RS ki cheng hai?

(Faqeer) bola han hai.
(SARDAR) to on paiso sye kah lona

1 Sardar bus driver k seat ke peche likha tha.'Agar WAHE GURU ne chaha to manzil tak pahuncha dunga.'AUR Agar ankh lag gai to!WAHEGURU se hi mila dunga..

Aik Sardar Apnae marrage certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon..

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan email email se bhi hoti hai sardar je ne kaha kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

3 Sardar after exam

1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay

Ek Sardar doosre sardar se: Yaar bata motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai?

2nd sardar: 2 hote hai.

1st sardar: Nahi do nahi 6 hote hai

2nd sardar: Woh kaise?

1st sardar: Iss tarah 4 Motor ke aur 2 cycle ke.

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old kings skeleton.
Tourist: Whos that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same kings skeleton when he was a child.

Sardar joined new job. first day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.