Tag: Sardar

AIK SARDAR G BUS MAIN DAKHIL HUWAY BUS MAIN JAGA NAI THI CONDUCTOR NAI KAHA SARDAR G CHAT PAR CHAR JAIN.
TU SARDAR G NAI JAWAB DIA MAIN CHAT PAY CHAR JOWAN TAKAY TUSI THALON GADDI HI LA JAO..

Sardar & his wife going to city in auto....
Driver adjusted mirror..
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
Go & sit back i will drive the auto..

1 sardar sochta raha

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or sochte sochte mar gaya k meri behan k agar 2 bhai hain to mera q 1 hai

Do u know What Surdarji will do after taking Xerox ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

once a sardar went to an electronic shop to buy a refrigarator ,he asked the sales man what does the refrigarator cost ,sales man replied hey get lost sardar ,sardar the next time approached in other way making himself as south indian madrasi and asked the same question but the sales man replied the same hey sardar get lost ,sardar came sevaral times in the shop in different costumes ,but the sales man replied the same get lost sardar ,sardar lastly asked the sales man.-""that how come u identify me that i am the sardar ,the sales man replied ""that because saradarji this is not a refrigarator it is a washing machine""""""""""""""

A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, ""I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I-ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!""
The librarian replied, ""Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book.""

sardarji and his friend were complimenting their fathers by telling each other how strong they are. his friend said that ""mera baap itna taakatwar hai ke wo mujhe ek haath se utha sakta hai!""
so sardarji replied ""bas, mera baap itna taakatwar hai ke jab wo pud maarta hai to iski dhotti hi phat jati hai!""

one day sardarji went on a walk on one of the dirty streets in india. as he was almost finished, he came upon something and didn-t recognize it, almost stepping on it. so he bent down, picked some up and licked it. then he recognized what it was and said with relief, ""ai hai, ye to poti hai!! shukar hai mere paer thale nahin aagayee!""

one day sardar ji sleeps with his brother when he wakes up he cuts his brother-s neck jub uthey ga to dhondta phiray ga