Tag: Sardar

Sardars always study
in front of a mirror bcos
it helps saving revision time.
2) he can keep a watch on himself.
3) he likes combined studies.!

EK bar Sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai ...!
aur ja kar darwaza knock karta hai '
Gangubai : Kaun hai?
sardar : main !
Gangubai : main kaun?
sardar : ""Tu Gangubai""

Aaj Tak"" gets news that 200 sardars are killed in
a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation
between them goes as follows: Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train.
They were standing on the platform. Then there was this
announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2.
They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the
platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the
track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide.
I was waiting for the train on the tracks.
When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform,
I climbed up...

Sardar ji is buying a TV
Sardar: ""Do you have color TVs?""
Shopkeeper: ""Sure.""
Sardar: ""Give me a green one, please.""

Sardar Ji calls Air India.
""How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""
""Just a sec,"" says the representative.
Thank you."" says the Sardar ji and hangs up.

Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife:
Sardar: jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jay gi..
Wife: Fir kee howey ga??
Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dekh
Hot Coffee Rs. 15
Cold Coffee Rs. 45

Ek bar 300 sardar

ship mein travel kar rahe thay

Lekin sare ke sare mar gaye.

kaise?

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Nothing serious.

Ship beech mein khrab hua

tou sab dhakka dene niche uter gaye.

Sardar apni behan k sath ja raha tha, Kisi ne zore se kaha " Oye.. mashoka le ker kahan nikle " Sardar ko gussa agaya aur jawab diya " Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!