Tag: Sardar
Sms / Sardar
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Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
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Apr 21, 2007 at 10:04
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Sms / Sardar
Ahsan Imran
Murga Sardar Tha!!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
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Apr 19, 2007 at 03:04
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Sms / Sardar
Najeeb
A Sardar Says To Mosquito.
Try to understand and don’t disturb me more. leave me alone please please.
Last night I did not sleep, thinking of you. So please please don’t play with my life.
A Sardar says to mosquito.
Last night I did not sleep, thinking of you. So please please don’t play with my life.
A Sardar says to mosquito.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
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Sms / Sardar
Najeeb
Sardar Ji Went To Buy A Tv.
Sardar ji went to buy a TV.
Salesman: - Do you want colour TV?
Sardar: - Sure, give me a green one please.
Salesman: - Do you want colour TV?
Sardar: - Sure, give me a green one please.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
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Sms / Sardar
Najeeb
A Sardar Prays Daily For Two Hours,
A Sardar prays daily for two hours, “Hey VaheGuru meri lottery lagade.â€
After 11 years VaheGuru angerly appears and says, “Oey Ullo de pathay eik bar ticket to le lay.â€
After 11 years VaheGuru angerly appears and says, “Oey Ullo de pathay eik bar ticket to le lay.â€
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Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
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Sms / Sardar
Najeeb
Sardar While Selling Parachute
Sardar while selling Parachute: -
“Plane se kudo, button dabao aur zameen pe hifazat se land karo.â€
A customer: - Agar parachute nahi khulla to?
Sardar: - “Oo Paa G paise wapis.â€
“Plane se kudo, button dabao aur zameen pe hifazat se land karo.â€
A customer: - Agar parachute nahi khulla to?
Sardar: - “Oo Paa G paise wapis.â€
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Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
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Sms / Sardar
Two Sardars Were Walking Together…
Two Sardars were walking together. 1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain. 2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha
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Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
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Sms / Sardar
Sardar & Baapu
Sardar: Baapu mai bivi nu sms kita ke main raat nu aawan ga, main raat nu aya te kissi hor de naal sutti si Baapu: oye puttar ho sakda onu sms miliya he na hovay
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Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
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Sms / Sardar
Majid Hussain
Sardar & Madam
Sardar Ji, aap ko logon ne kiyon mara?
SARDAR: Arey yar meri photo bus main gir gai thee, maine kaha MADAM zara si tang uper kijiye ga photo lena hai.......
SARDAR: Arey yar meri photo bus main gir gai thee, maine kaha MADAM zara si tang uper kijiye ga photo lena hai.......
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Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
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