Tag: Sardar

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Try to understand and don’t disturb me more. leave me alone please please.
Last night I did not sleep, thinking of you. So please please don’t play with my life.

A Sardar says to mosquito.

Sardar ji went to buy a TV.
Salesman: - Do you want colour TV?
Sardar: - Sure, give me a green one please.

A Sardar prays daily for two hours, “Hey VaheGuru meri lottery lagade.â€‌
After 11 years VaheGuru angerly appears and says, “Oey Ullo de pathay eik bar ticket to le lay.â€‌

Sardar while selling Parachute: -
“Plane se kudo, button dabao aur zameen pe hifazat se land karo.â€‌
A customer: - Agar parachute nahi khulla to?
Sardar: - “Oo Paa G paise wapis.â€‌

Two Sardars were walking together. 1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain. 2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha

Sardar: Baapu mai bivi nu sms kita ke main raat nu aawan ga, main raat nu aya te kissi hor de naal sutti si Baapu: oye puttar ho sakda onu sms miliya he na hovay

Sardar Ji, aap ko logon ne kiyon mara?
SARDAR: Arey yar meri photo bus main gir gai thee, maine kaha MADAM zara si tang uper kijiye ga photo lena hai.......