Tag: Sardar

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyoun barha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a
Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
Studies Yaar...!!!
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Saanta:
aray baantay tu to doctor k paas janay wala tha na to phir kiun nahi gaya?

Baanta:
aray yaar kal jaoon ga, aaj tabeat bari sakht kharab hay.

Nurse: Congrats Sardar ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Sardar: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!


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A Sardar in an interview said to Boss:
I want 1 lac salary, 1 flat & 1 car.
Boss: I--ll give you 5 lac salary, 2 flats and 3 cars!
Sardar: mazak kyun ve karde ojee!!
Boss: Shuru kinny kita se.


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sardar jee calls home (from the office)

Begam main aaj nahin aaraha ... koi meri gari ka steering, dashboard, accelarator aur break paddles chura ker lay gaya hai

thori dair baad .... phir phone kerta hai

Begam main ghar aarha hoon. main ghulti say gari kee pichli seat per baith gaya tha--.




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A Donkey kicked sardar jee and ran away sardar jee ran to catch the donkey.. he saw a zebra and started beating him and said,

KHOTEYA TRACK SUIT PA K MEINOO TOKHA DEY REYA AEY.




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Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don--t have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I--m unmarried!
At 10th floor: I--m Banta not Santa

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sardar:dr sb.Chashma laga k mai Akhbar parh sakoon ga na....?

Dr:Haan, bilkul..... !

Sardar; Phir teek hai, warna Un-parh ki koie Zindagi hai....!0334-4040402

1 sardar bank main daka dalne gaya.lekin gun le jana bhool gaya. seedha bank maneger k pas gaya or bola ,.,,,main daka dalne aya hun magar gun lana bhool gaya hun. manger bhi sardar tha bola tusi daka maro tohade te koi betabari aa gun kal le ana[shoaib iqbal]0321750097

A sardarsaw a beautifull girl ,he went n kissed her. Girl : stupid kia ker rahay ho? Sardar: B.com final year ..hahah... pls sms jokes send karain (Sonia-03215448850 and kiran-03145519317)

Sardar apni GF ke sath bike per ja raha tha tez speed k sath. GF: Sardar g mainu dar lagda we, ki karan, Saradr: tu wi meri tara akhan band ker lay..... Pls SMS Sumaira ... 03145506476

Ek Sardar Jee Apni Bewi Ke Sath Rekshay Me Kahin Jaa Raha Tha Rekshay Wale Ne Apne Rekshay Ka Aina Thick Kia Or Sardar Ki Bewi Ko Dekhne Laga, Sardar Ki Bewi Ne Sardar Se Kha Ye Mujhe Dekh Raha Hai, Sardar Jee, Oye Kuchi Ka Bacha Reksha Rok Tu Meri Bewi Ko Dekhta Hai, Tu Peche Beth Main Reksha Calata Hoon

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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

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Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)


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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai


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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told
him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order
to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, “OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it’s not the
answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in
a year?”
The Sardar replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc….”
Saint Peter lets him in without another word


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Ek Sardar Bus Pe Baitha lekin Bus mein rush ziyada honey ki waja se conducter ne saradr g se kaha Sardar G chatt pe baith jao.
sardar G ne jawab diya Bohat Achey Main Chatt te bai jawan te tussi thalo gaddi le jao

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1.Student Sardar: Me fail English!!!!! Thats Unpossible.

2.Police :we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Thief Sardar : Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

3.Father Sardar : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try



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