Tag: Sardar

ek sardarji sone ke samay ek glass mein pani barke aur ek khaali glass lekar kyon sote hain.guess!!!kyonki raat ko pyaas lag bhi sakti hain aur nahi bhi lag sakti hain.!!!

ek jahaz main 4 aadmi bhaty hoy ty,un main ek student ta ek sardar ji ta aur ek middle age ka aur 4 th ek baba ji ta,achank jahaz kharab hojata ha jahaz main parchute sirf 3 hoty ha sab sa pahly middle age waly na ek parcute pakra aur chalang lagady,us ky baad sardar ji na chalng mary,ab rahgy baba ji aur student,aur parachute ek ha,tu baba ji student ko bol raha ha ky bhata main tu apny zindagi wasy bi gozar chuka ho aap parchute lakr utar jao,student bolta ha nahi baba ji aap ko bi utarna hoga kiu ky parachute 2 ha,baba ji woh kasy,student asl main sardar ji mara school baig laky utra ha ................

ik war ik sardar khali patile ch kadshi ghuma reha se......and Pathan said: main 1 ghante to dekh reha ga ki bana rahe ho....sardar: FUDDU bana reha.........

Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned.... Everybody in the ship
is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then a Italian
asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.

Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .

Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have
got the experience of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship
into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.

Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards ....

eik aurat eik mahfil may hoti hai or unhain zoor kaa pechab (pee) ata hai woo sardar jee say puchti hai pechab karnay kei jagha dekhwo ................ sardar jee u noghty girl pahlay tum dekhwo

A Sardar jee pulled out 6 people from a burning house............still he was in jail............ why? Because all the 6 people were firebrigades.

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

Sardar : Apni gf ko bola hai darli sunday ke ghar me koi nahi hai ghar pe aa jana.
Girl Friend : Darling sachi ghar me koi nahi hai.
Sardar : Ha sachi ghar me koi nahi hai.
Girl friend : Sunday koi ghar pe pahuchti hai waha koi nahi rahta ghar me tala laga rahta hai..hahahahahahahaha

Q. How do you recognize a Sardar in School?A. He is the one who erases the notes from the note book when the teacher erases the board.
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