Tag: Sardar

A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it Home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai

Sardarji is buying a TV.
Do you have color TVs? Sure.
Give me a green one, please

aik dafa kisi sardar se kisy nae time pocha sadar bole aik minute thero btata huon gis hath mae ghadri thi us mae doodh ka glass tha gab time batane ghare dhghe us kae hath se doodh gher gia doseray din pher us admi ne sadar se time pucha us waqat sardar kae hath me lasse ka gallss tha time batate wo glass bhi gher gia tessray din ua admi ne sardar setime pucha sardar ne us admi ko kha tae ajj mae tumhare liyae ghre dosrey hath mea bhand k aya houn takee mujhe see doodh na gher jae leken time batate us nae dono htath uper kiea or pher us see doodh gher gia chothe din jab wo admi time puchne ayia to sardar ne us ko wo ghare hi dade or khaha kae is ghare se mujhe buhut nuksan hae

aik dafa 3 sardar America gae wahan Newyork mein aik 70 manzala building key aakhari floor par thehrey. thodi der key baad Kartar Singh kuch khareedney neechey gia aur kafee der wapas na aaya to baqi 2 sardaroon ney neechey dekha to Kartar Singh neechey khada nazar aaya.Aik sikh nein chilla kar kaha ""Kartarey utte aa ja ""doosarey sikh ney kaha"" holi bolo sardar gi ,aeh Amrica aey apna Amartasar naheen"" abb pehley sikh ney doorbeen aankhoon par laga kar kartar singh ko qareeb se dekha
to aahista se (sargoshi mein) kaha
""Kartarey utte aa ja ""

Ik sardarji buss te charre te unnan de hath vich kela si.buss vich rush da faeda utha ke yaar loogan noon shrarat sujhi.sardar de hath vichon kela le ke apna (kela) sardar noon phrra ditta.thori dair baad sardar noon kea ke maaraj hun kisse hor da parr lao main ethe utarna eh...

aik daffa aik sardar di debate kr rahay thay ,unnho nay aa ker kaha meri pano ,meri parayoo ,meray buzergo tu unnho nay is duran mike ko haath lagaya tu us mai current tha to woo achanuk bolay tadi maan no......

once a sardar jee was taking a bath suddnly his friend came and he gave him vioce from out of door and say came out harry up .sardar replyied""main naha raha hon""he said again ""jaldi aa ""so sardar jee came out with out wearing any thing.he suggest him ""yaar kuch pehin to aao""then sardar jee went inside and wear a softy shoes in his feet.

ek din ek sadarjee teain ch safar kar rahai thi tee unanu emergency hoo gyi tee andar ek banda see te sardar jee akhde bhai saab jaldi bhar aoo jad sadar andhar gae te sardarjee 15 minute kalote rahi 31 ,1 hour hogya 2, hogaya .jadh sardar je bhar ai te auna di sari pant gile se te log akhde sardar jee k hoya sardar je khinde yaar andhar bod te lekiya hoya se""KIRPYA CHALTE TRAIN ME SHAREER KA KOI AANG BHAR NA NEKALE "".

aik dafa sardar gi kahin ga rahey thay kay samney gaey(cow)ka gobar para hao
tha. woo soochnay lagey kay yay gobar hai ya mitti
to pehlay wo aagaty barey or soocha kay agar yay gobar hoa to paaon(feet) kharab
ho gaen gay lakin agar mitti hoi to nahin ho gay aur loog mera mazaq uraey gay
to phir aagey barey ungli main thora sa lagya
or chat kar kaha(akh tho:gobar hai,shukar haikai paaon nahin rakh dia)