Tag: Sardar

aik baar aik sardar ko baree mar par rahee hotee hai sardar jee ko jab log mar kay jatay hain to sardar jee othtay hain to aik banda sardar jee say poochta hai kay yeh log app ko kyun mar rahay thaay sarddar ji kehtay hain:mera valet neechay gir gaya thaa woh banda kahta hai to iss main kaun si baat hai sardar kehta hai darasal oss valet main meri tasweer bhee gir gaee thee to woh banda kahta ha kay iss main kya baree baat hai to sardar jeee kahta hai woh tasweer aik aurat ki saree kay neechay chalee gaee thee main nay jaa kar ooss aurat say kaha: bahan jee saree othaiay tasweer laini hai

Aik dafa aik sardar jee apni behan ko bicycle per lay ja rahey hotain hain. Aik ajnabi un ko dekh kar awaz lagata hai ""sardar jee, maashooka lay kar ja rahey ho ?"" tu sardar jee naraz ho kar kehtay hai ""maashooka hogi teri, apni tu behan hai!!!"".

aik passenger ship ja raha hota ha.ka achanak aik maan ka haath sa uc ka bacha ghir jata ha.sab duur raha hota haan laikun koi uc bacha ke jaan bachana nai jata.suddenly aik sardar jee pani ma jump laga data haan or dekhta he dekhta bacha ko la kar bahir ah jata haan.sardar sab ghusa main bacha ko uc ke maan ka hawala karta haan.sara sardar sahib ka pass jamma ho jata haan or poochta haan ka sardar sahib app na apne jaan par khail kar bacha ko keun bacaya.sardar sahab farmana laga pehla muja ya bataoo muja peecha sa daka kis na dia tha

ik sardar ji (foaj) main hotay hain ik din us k gher se ik latter aata hai k us k gher ik beta (SON) peda huva hai
to us k friends heran ho ker sardar se kehtay hain k yaar tum to 2 year se gher hi nahin gay to agay se sardar kehta hai to kya huva main latters to likhta raha hoon na
hahahahahahahaha
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ik sardar ji nay apni biwi (wife) se kaha ullu ki pathi main nay tum se beta (SON) manga tha lakin tum nay bety (DOUGHTER) di hai

to agay se sardar ji ki biwi kehti hai k sardar ji main ager aap k bharosay rehti to shayyad yeh bhi na hoti
hahahahahah
hai na funny
to hansoooooooooooooooo

A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

The Sardar says, ""I want my 20 lakhs.
The man replied, ""No, sir. It doesn-t work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you-ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks.""

The Sardar said, ""Oh, no. I want all my money right now ! I won it and I want it."" Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next
19 weeks.

The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, ""Look, I want my money ! If you-re not
going to give my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!""

A friend asks sardar jee !how was your exam?he replies it was fine but i did not know the third form of think .
so what did you do?his friend asks.
sardar jee says.i thought ,thought and thought and then i wrote thunk.......hahahahhahaha

eik bar sardar ji teesree manzil pay kharay thay k neechay say awaaz aaee k dlair singha teri tee mar gaee aa..sardarje teesri manzil say doosri manzil par atay hai to kehtay hain k oa meri tay koee tee hi nahi..phir doosri manzil say pehli manzil par atay hain to kehtay hain k oa meri tay hali shadi hi nahi hoee..sardar jii jab pehli manzil say chalaang lagatay hain to kehtay hain oaa mera naa tay dlair tay ni hai gaa

ek sardar ji apni Zindagi sey bohoot tang thay tou woh khudh kushi karnay k liye station per gaya and wahan train ki patri per late gayaa. wahan Jab train anay wali thi tou anouncment huie (KEH) karachi sey anay wali train platform Number 2 per aarahi hai tou sardaar ji foran kharay hoo gayaa and platform 2 per ja k late gayaa wahan kuch loog kharay thay woh DAR k maray Nechay patri per utar gay and Sardar ji bach gayyaa and Baki wahan k Log mar gayaa...