Sms / Exams

Kashif Yaqoob

Larka Paise Urany Laga Hai

Wife: Suno Ji, Larka Paise Urany Laga Hai. Jaha Bhi Chhupati Hoon Dhoond Leta Hai,
Husband: kaminey ki Book Mein Rakh De Exam Tak Nahi Dhoond Pae Ga.!.

· 1 Like · Apr 29, 2013 at 17:04
Category: exams Tags: Ladka Biwi Wife Jokes Funny Husband Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Tumhari Roz Roz Ki Farmaisho Se Tang

Husband:
Tumhari Roz Roz Ki Farmaisho Se Tang Aa K Khudkushi Karne ja Raha Hoon
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wife:
2/3 Loan K Suit Banwa Do
iddat Main Kiya Pehnoon Gi ??????

· 1 Like · Apr 23, 2013 at 15:04
Category: jokes Tags: Shopping Jokes Death Wife Funny Husband Sms
 
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Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki Talaash

Larki Ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki TaLaash Me
Or Baaqi Husband Ki TaLaashi Lene
Me Guzar Jati
Hai
(,")/Begum
/) ) 20 Rupe To
_/ / Chordo Balance dalwana ha

· 1 Like · Apr 15, 2013 at 17:04
Category: wife Tags: Husband
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Husband Wife Ko English Sikha Raha

Husband wife ko English sikha raha
tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se:
dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
hai.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara
khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana
hai. :P :D =D

· 1 Like · Apr 05, 2013 at 17:04
Category: jokes Tags: Wife Husband
 
Sms / Funny

Shahbaz Ishaq

Wife Rings Husband & Says

Wife Rings Husband & Says
"Windows Are Frozen. What I Do?
Husband Replied

"Pour Some Warm Water On Them,
But Not Too Hot Or They Will Crack"

"OK" She Replied, Bit Unsure
He Then Rang Back 10 Minutes Later And Said "Did It Do The Trick?"

"No" She Said Tearfully
"The Laptop Won't Work At All Now" =P =D

· 1 Like · Jun 08, 2012 at 19:06
Category: funny Tags: Husband
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Husband Asks

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means,
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No,it means-
With Idiot For Ever!

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2012 at 14:04
Category: wife Tags: Husband
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Husband: Kal Mere Khawab

Husband: Kal mere khawab ma ek larki aye thi.Wah!Kia larki thi.

Wife: Akeli aye hogi?

Husband: Tm ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha.

· 1 Like · Sep 29, 2011 at 11:09
Category: wife Tags: Husband
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Husband Throwing

Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"

· 1 Like · Sep 16, 2011 at 10:09
Category: wife Tags: Husband
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Husband Was Seriously Ill

Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don't discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive

· 1 Like · Sep 16, 2011 at 10:09
Category: wife Tags: Husband
 
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