Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Wife Or Husband Mall Se Nikle

Wife or husband Mall se nikle to ek
faqeer ne
kaha :
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Shehzaadi !!!
5 Rupay de de……Andha hoon
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Husband ne wife ki taraf dekha ar
bola :”De de…
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Sach mein andha hai …

· 1 Like · Jun 13, 2013 at 14:06
Category: funny Tags: Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms Faqeer
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Kanjoos Husband Shadi Wali Raat Apni Bv Se

ek Kanjoos Husband Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV se: Apna Haath Dejiye
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BV Ne Sharma k Hath Aagay Barha Diya or Aankhen Band Kar Leen,
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Jab Thori Dair men Aankhen Kholeen to Kanjoos husband Marker se Haath Pe Ghari Bana Raha tha
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BV Boli: Ye Kya?
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Husband : Sharmatey huey..
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Pagli Ye Teri Moo Dikhaee Hay...add Wife...Have Life :)

· 1 Like · Jun 12, 2013 at 16:06
Category: funny Tags: Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Bewakoof Shohar Ghar Me

Ek Bewakoof Shohar ghar me naach raha tha, Uski B.V ne puchha:
Q naach rahe ho ??
Bewakoof Shohar: Abhi dawai pi hai bottle hilaana bhool gaya tha

· 1 Like · Jun 12, 2013 at 16:06
Category: jokes Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Husband Wife Ki Larai Ho Rahi Thi,

Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
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Husband:tu Kutti
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Wife:tu Kutta
,
,
Bacha masumiat se bola
or me “TOMI”

· 1 Like · Jun 07, 2013 at 17:06
Category: wife Tags: Wife Bacha Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Jo Aadmi Hamesha Hansta Rehta Hai

Jo AADMI Hamesha Hansta Rehta Hai Us Ko Urdu zaban mei
"HANS-MUKH"
Kehte Hain
Or
Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho jaye
Us Ko English mei
"HUS-BAND"
Kehte Hain :-|

· 1 Like · May 30, 2013 at 19:05
Category: funny Tags: Aadmi Husband Jokes Sms
 
Sms / Romantic

Kashif Yaqoob

Effect Of Loadshedding On Romantic Life

Effect of Loadshedding on Romantic life
Wife:
Janu Ek baat kahun?
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Husband:
Nai rehne do.
Or thora udhar ho k betho garmi bohat ha:@

· 1 Like · May 18, 2013 at 18:05
Category: romantic Tags: Wife Husband Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Husband (calls The Hotel Manager From His Hotel Room)

Husband (calls the Hotel Manager from his hotel room)
"Please come fast ! Meri BV mujh se jhagra kr rhi he, aur kehti he k khirki se challang laga de gi .
MANAGER: "Sir, I am sorry, but ye ap ka personal matter hy."
Husband: "Abeyyy tu aa to sahi !
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Yeh khirki nahi khul rhi hy.!.

· 1 Like · May 13, 2013 at 20:05
Category: funny Tags: Biwi Jokes Husband Funny Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekho

Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekho to Duniya Ka Sab Se Perfect Man Uska Daddy, Duniya Ka sab Se Dukhi Admi Uska Bhai, Dunya Ka Sab Se Sunder Boy Uska Beta, Dunya Ka Sab Se Nasibwala Admi Uski Bahen Ka shohar Or Dunya Ka Sab Se Kharab Selfish Jhootha Kanjus Bekar Admi, Ab Ye Bhi LIKHNA Paray Ga Kya?;)

· 1 Like · May 13, 2013 at 19:05
Category: wife Tags: Shohar Beta Aadmi Biwi Husband Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Husband Piyar Se

Husband piyar se:
"Darling! Tum Mujhey 1 jaga se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho"!
Wife Sharmatey hue khushi mein: "Bataein Na Jaldi Kahan se"?
Husbnd:
"Doooooor se"

· 1 Like · May 09, 2013 at 18:05
Category: jokes Tags: Wife Jokes Husband Pyaar Funny Sms
 
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