Tag: Husband

ak husband wife tha un ki nai nai shadi hoi thi husband rozana late aata tha jis par wife naraz ho ti thi to ak din husban na soocha ka wife ko surpirse do is lyia wo jaldi poucha ghar o wife kitchen ma kam kar rahi thi to husband na us ka eyes par hat rakha to kahna lagi ka choro choro un ka aana ka waqat hogaya ha. ha ha hah hah ah

claudia-s husband roberto has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,
yet his faithful wife stays by his bedside day and night.
One night , roberto motions for her to come closer.
He says, ""When i got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed , you were there.
When i got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support.
When my health started to failing, you were still by my side. You know what claudia?""
""what dear?"" she asked gently.
""i think your bad luck.""

hum roz subha unhe kehte hai good morning ,
hum roz subha kehte hai good morning ,
woh aise ghoor ke dekta hai ,
jaise 0 errors , or 5 warning

Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts up.
Quick! My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps of the window, then realizes:
Shit! i m the husband!.

Aisa Husband ya Boyfriend Ho!!!
6---6--2 jiski height ho,
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho,
biwi ka har nakhra uthaye itna mizaaj uska light ho
husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
shopping karke jab bhi aaoon to bole,
?begum, tum kitni nice ho
husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhe rani bana kar rakkhe to phir zindagi delight ho
saas sassur ke samne jo kahe, ?meri jaan tum hamesha right ho
hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi hamari fight ho
husband apna aisa bright ho

Jahan chahoon jaaoon, jo chahoon karoon, kuchh is tarah ki life ho,
har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho,
aisa ho jaye to main udoon neelay aasman mein jaise ke udti kite ho,
husband apna aisa bright ho

There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie--s lamp.
The genie came out and said, Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double. The guy didn--t like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said,

Genie, I want a house in Hawaii. POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didn--t make him happy but, he made his second wish.

Genie,I want 2 billion dollars. POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn--t very happy. The genie says,You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double. The guy says, Yeah,yeah.I know. So the guy thinks real hard and says

I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!

EK DAFA HUSBAND WIFE MAI JHAGRA HOJATA HAI KISI BAAT KO LE K OR PHIR UN DONO KA MOOD KHARAB HOJATA HAI. AESE HI MOOD MAI WO DONO LONG DRIVE PE JAATE HAI. FOOT PATH PE UN DONO KO DONKEYS CHALTE HUE NAZAR AATE HAI, TOE HUSBAND WIFE SE KEHTA HAI K WO DEKHO TUMHARE RISHTEDAAR JAA RAHE HAI, WIFE BARI HOSIYAARI SE JAWAAB DETI HAI, HAA MERE RISHTEDAAR ROE HAI MAGAR SUSRAALI.
HAAAAAAA

WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?
because:

(H)ousing
(U)nderstanding
(S)haring
(B)uying
(A)nd
(N)ever
(D)emanding

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husband apni wife ko baar-baar ye kah kar bulataa hai ! are mere 4 bachchon ki maa sunti ho ? wife sunti rahti hai aur ek baar gusse me kahti hai bolo mere 3 bachcho ke baap .......

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then.I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
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What--s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...



Aftab khan

wife: asked husband if I die what do you do?
husband: may be I die because of too much happiness.
Naeem Jan

Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai.
Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!
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Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,?Koun Thi Wo??
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.


Aftab khan (From: islamabad)