Tag: Funny

Uss Bewafa Ki Yaad Me Mene Jaam Haathon Me Utha Liya . . Phr Lagya Bread Pe or fataft Kha lia (",)> <)) Dukh apni jaga Bukh apni jaga...

Boy : Call Receve Kyun nahi Ki, 15 Mints Se Call Karaha Hu, Girl Woh Main . . . . Woh Main . . Ringtone Pr Dance Karahi Thi.:-*

Larka Me ap se dosti krna chahta hn Larki :Bhai Hamari dushmani kb thi. (.")/ lo sari bat <)) hi khatam krdi ./ ­. Churaill ne:

Zor se chali hawa uurr gaya pappu.. Wah wah.. Zor se chali hawa, uurr gaya pappu.. Phir? Phir kya? Ruk gayi hawa Or gir gaya pappu,

"Aise Bhi Log Hai Jin Ko .. Muhalle, School/College Wale Moun Nahi Lagate .. Ghar Main Dosri Bar Saalan Nahi Milta .. Lekin .. Facebook Par Woh .. - - - - Innocent,Prince, Princess, Lovely, Rocking, Dashing,Rose, Hunk,Shehzada, SweEtY, Or Pata Nhi Kia Kia Hotey Hen ;-)

Badsha ne elan krwaya, k shadi shuda mard 2 lines me kharre hon. 1 line me wo jo BV se darte hen 0r 1 me wo jo nhi darte : Darne walon ki lambi line thi. Jb k na darne walon ki line me 1 Aadmi tha : Badsha ne us se kaha: To aap BV se nhi drte : Us ne kaha: Pata nhi g... Muje to Bv keh gai hai k is line me kharre rhna, warna tangain tor dungi..

Purani hveli k pichhe wale khandr ki samne wali futi hui dewar p lgi tutti tasvir k piche lge jale me fase mchar ki qsam I miss you.

Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe fir ruthe to jag chhute agar fir ruthe dil tute aur agar fir ruthe nikal danda maar sale ko jbtak danda na tute