Tag: Doctor

Doctor (to nurse): ''Ask the accident victim what his

name is so we can notify his family.''

Nurse (a few minutes later): ''He says his family

knows his name.''

A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake

The best six doctors anywhere
And no one can deny it
Are sunshine, water, rest, and air
Exercise and diet.
These six will gladly you attend
If only you are willing
Your mind they'll ease
Your will they'll mend
And charge you not a shilling.

ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor..
Kya Dard K Bgair B Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?

Dentist:Nahi

ChiLd: Agr Me NikaL doOn?

Dentist: NikaLo.

ChILd: He he he he

A doctor is not an angel but just a mediator of great work planned by nature.Feel lucky dat v r chosen 4 this noble profession. HAPPY DOCTORS DAY..

Doctors prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast,
More laughs 4 lunch,
And lots of happiness 4 dinner.
Doctor's fees?
A SMS whenever u r free

Doctor?s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor?s fee? An sms when u r free.

Doctor Chopra a Psychotherapist wanted
the name board to be painted infront of his clinic,
but our Sardar painted "" Dr chopra Psycho the rapist "".

Your doctor's advice:
Drink more water,
take vitamins,
sleep early,
always relax...
but keep on texting me!