Tag: Doctor

Doctor--s prescription for a happy life:
PYAARcetamol: 3 times a day
SMSprine: 1 doze daily
MISSED CALLpol: After every Hour
(If u want to take this medicine, contact Doctor Salman Ali on mobile No. 0300-4327237)

Doctor to lady: you are looking so weak & exhausted! Are you taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my God...But I heard 3 males a day.

A POEM BY DOCTOR
Hoon mein doctor jahan.
Meri wife hay nurse wahan.
Yeh kesa zulum sehna parta hay.
Mujhay apni he wife ko sister kehna parta hay.


Kindly contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Only good people are requested to contact.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim.

If doctors start making films then the names will be: -
Operation ho na ho.
Kaho na bukhar ha.
Hum blood day chukay sanam.
Han maine bhi FRCS kia ha.
Meray yaar ka bypass hai.
Dil wale dead body lay jaen gay.
Dil to fractured ha.
Kutch kutch dard hota ha.
Kabhi ringer kabhi saline.


Kindly contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Only good people are requested to contact.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim.

Doctor To Old man: babuji, apki niche ki dono goliyan nikalni padengi.
Oldman: Nikal do beta jab bandook hi nahi chal rahi, to goliyan kis kam ki.

Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai.
Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587

Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas


Aftab khan (From: islamabad)

Doctor : mr, can u jump up and ten times ?
Patient : but why docter ?
Doctor : it is like ......,the medicine i just gave you i forgot to shake it

Sardaar to doctor:
Tuaanu taankay laane aande ne?
Doctor: haan
Sardaar: meri jutti te laa deyo.

Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hay?



Mareez: Phelay se ziyada kharab hay.





Doctor: Dawai khali thi kiya?



Mareez: Nahi Dawai ki shishi tu bhari hue thi.





Doctor: I mean Dawai le li thi?



Mareez: Ji ap ne di thi tu main ne le li thi.





Doctor: Bewaqoof Dawai pi li thi?



Mareez: Nahi ji Dawai laal thi.





Doctor: Abbe Gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha?



Mareez: Nahi sahib piliya tu mujhe tha.





Doctor: Sale Dawa ko muh se laga ke paid me dala tha?



Mareez: Nahi.





Doctor: Kion?





Mareez: Ap ne he kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan laga kar rahkna.



Ab Doctor sahib me theik tu ho jaon ga na????


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Teachr:Tumhari Writing

Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He.

Student:Sir Is Lye Kyu K Mere Papa Ki

Wish He K Me Doctor Banu.

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any
one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.





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