Tag: Biwi

Aik Baat Puchni thi..
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1973 K Aein Ke Mutabik
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Agar Biwi Naraz Ho ya Mekay Gai hui Ho..
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To Kya..
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Nigran Biwi Rakhi Ja Sakti Hai..?

Husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

Eid par Biwi ki shoping se Bachne ka tariqa.







Hakeem Luqman ke pas bhi nahi tha.

Eid par Biwi ki shoping se Bachne ka tariqa.







Hakeem Luqman ke paas bhi nahi tha

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya tou wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chaand jaisi biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai,
hamari to abhi Jinda hai... ha ha ha

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.

one day a couple decided to move to their mothers house ...in the night the mian heard some wierd noises but he ignored them and went back to sleep..in the morning he saw his saas dead!!! he had no idea what had happened khair...the next night he again went to sleep and again heard the noises he again ignored them and went to sleep..... in the morning he came to know that his wife was DEAD!! he got confused and had no clue what was happening..... he decided to stay up in the night and see what was wrong..in the night he again heard the noises and went to drawer to see what was wrong when he opened the drawer and was SHOCKED to see the CHADIES DANCING!!!! he asked them WHO ARE YOU??AND WHAT DO YOU WANT??..they replied WE ARE DISCO CHUDIES AND WE WANT TO ROCK

Do english men baatein kerte hain apni life aur wife ki.
pehla man: Yaar mein soch raha hun ke mein apni biwi ko talaaq de dun,
Doosra man: Woh kiyun yaar?
Pehla man: yaar ab 6 months ho gaye aur uss ne mujhe se baat nahin ki hai.
Pehla Man: Yaar teri jagah mein hota to hazar baar sochta talaak na dene ki. Kiyun ke aaj kal aisi biwi kahan milti hai.
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