Tag: Biwi

"Shaadi se pareshan ek Shohar ne likha hai..." Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss tarah paa raha hoon..., K Maang Poori karte karte ab maang k kha raha hoon..

shohar: Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. BV boli.. ye 2 roti 1 sath kyun kha rahy ho? shohar: bewaqoof ki bachi.. men shouk se nahi kha raha. Tabiyat kharab hai. Doctor ne bola he kuch din Double Roti khao.

1 Shakhs ki Mertey waqt wasiyat: Beta, Tum Defence waley 15 Banglay le lena, Chhotay betay se bola: Me Tum se bohat Piyar kerta hoon is liye Tumhain Gulsan wali 20 Kothiyan de raha hoon. Aur Begum Tum Saddar waley 11 Flats Tumharey. Paas khari Nurse bohat Impress hui, Us ki BV se boli: Wow! U r so Lucky, Apke Husband kitne Ameer ha kitni Properties hai inki BV: Kaha k Ameer, Kon si Property? Ye Doodh Wala Ha or Apne Clients K Ghar Bata Raha Hai.

Shohar subah facebook khol kr beth gaya Uski 1 dost ne sandwich ki picture upload ki aur likha aao sab nashta karen Shohar ne comment kya: Bohat tasty tha Maza aa gya BV ne ye comment parh lya aur shohar ko nashta nhi dya 4 ghante bhoka rakhne k bad BV boli: Lunch ghar pe karo ge ya facebook pe??

Kitna Bebas Hai insan Qismat k Aage Har Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqiqat ke Aage Jisne kabhi Jhukna Nahi Seekha Duniya Me. Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai "BEGUM" ke Aagey.

Dunya ki Best "Maa" to har betay k pas hoti hay, Lekin, Pata nhi dunya ki Best 'BIWI'... . . . Dusron k Pas hi Q hoti hay . HAR SHOHAR K DIL KI AWAZ

Aadmi dost se: Yaar aisi bewi ko kya kahen gay jo Khubsoorat ho, Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?
Dost: Afwah

BV Ny Shohar ko Call ke:
Kahan Hain Ap?
Shohar:
Tumhen Wo Gold Shop Yad Hai Jahan Tumhen ek Diamond ka Set Psand Aya Tha?
BV:
han han yad hai !
shohar:
aur mery pas itny pesy nhi thy K mai wo ly skta
BV:
han bilkul yad hai
Shohar:
aur mainy kaha tha K darling mai ek din Tumhary liey ye zarur kharidoon ga !
BV Khush Hoty Hoey:
Han Han janu, meri jan, mai sdky jawan Mujy achi trha Yad Hai.
Shohar:
Mai Us K Sath Wali Shop mai bal katwa Raha Hoon

Ek Bewakoof Shohar ghar me naach raha tha, Uski B.V ne puchha:
Q naach rahe ho ??
Bewakoof Shohar: Abhi dawai pi hai bottle hilaana bhool gaya tha

Aurton ki bus ka accidnt hoa sUb mar gai Un sUb k shohr 1 Haftay tAk roty rhe 1 admi 2 haftay tk rota rha qK Uski Bv se bus miss ho gai thi