Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Shohar Subah Facebook Khol Kar Beth Gaya

Shohar subah facebook khol kr beth gaya Uski 1 dost ne sandwich ki picture upload ki aur likha aao sab nashta karen Shohar ne comment kya: Bohat tasty tha Maza aa gya BV ne ye comment parh lya aur shohar ko nashta nhi dya 4 ghante bhoka rakhne k bad BV boli: Lunch ghar pe karo ge ya facebook pe??

· 6 Like · Jan 07, 2014 at 14:01
Category: jokes Tags: Facebook Biwi Wife Husband Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Admi Apni Wife Ki Photo

Ek admi apni wife ki photo hamesha apni pocket me rakhta tha...
Q.k
Wo jab kabhi kisi pareshani me hota..
To wo apni wife ki photo ko dekhta or sochta..
Agar me is ko face kar sakta hun,
To baqi har chiz ko face kar sakta hun..!

· 5 Like · Apr 23, 2013 at 15:04
Category: wife Tags: Photos Biwi Wife Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Marriage

Kashif Yaqoob

Shaadi Se Pareshan Ek Shohar Ne Likha Hai.

"Shaadi se pareshan ek Shohar ne likha hai..." Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss tarah paa raha hoon..., K Maang Poori karte karte ab maang k kha raha hoon..

· 4 Like · Jan 30, 2014 at 13:01
Category: marriage Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Funny Sms
 
Sms / Fool

Kashif Yaqoob

shohar Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.

shohar: Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. BV boli.. ye 2 roti 1 sath kyun kha rahy ho? shohar: bewaqoof ki bachi.. men shouk se nahi kha raha. Tabiyat kharab hai. Doctor ne bola he kuch din Double Roti khao.

· 4 Like · Jan 20, 2014 at 16:01
Category: fool Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Shakhs Ki Mertey Waqt Wasiyat:

1 Shakhs ki Mertey waqt wasiyat: Beta, Tum Defence waley 15 Banglay le lena, Chhotay betay se bola: Me Tum se bohat Piyar kerta hoon is liye Tumhain Gulsan wali 20 Kothiyan de raha hoon. Aur Begum Tum Saddar waley 11 Flats Tumharey. Paas khari Nurse bohat Impress hui, Us ki BV se boli: Wow! U r so Lucky, Apke Husband kitne Ameer ha kitni Properties hai inki BV: Kaha k Ameer, Kon si Property? Ye Doodh Wala Ha or Apne Clients K Ghar Bata Raha Hai.

· 4 Like · Jan 16, 2014 at 20:01
Category: funny Tags: Nurse Beta Biwi Doctor Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Media Or Wife Me Kya Similarity Hay?

Media Or Wife Me Kya Similarity Hay? .
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Jab Tak Ek Hi Baat, 10 Baar Na Bataye, Tab Tak Dono Ko Sakoon Nahi Milta :-)

· 1 Like · Apr 23, 2013 at 15:04
Category: wife Tags: Biwi Wife Funny Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

1973 K Aein Ke Mutabik

Aik Baat Puchni thi..
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1973 K Aein Ke Mutabik
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Agar Biwi Naraz Ho ya Mekay Gai hui Ho..
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Nigran Biwi Rakhi Ja Sakti Hai..?

· 1 Like · Apr 22, 2013 at 16:04
Category: wife Tags: Biwi Jokes Wife Sms
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Aisi Biwi Kahan Milti Hai

Do english men baatein kerte hain apni life aur wife ki.
pehla man: Yaar mein soch raha hun ke mein apni biwi ko talaaq de dun,
Doosra man: Woh kiyun yaar?
Pehla man: yaar ab 6 months ho gaye aur uss ne mujhe se baat nahin ki hai.
Pehla Man: Yaar teri jagah mein hota to hazar baar sochta talaak na dene ki. Kiyun ke aaj kal aisi biwi kahan milti hai.
If you like it e-mail me at perdesia@aol.com

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Biwi
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Mian Biwi Aur Aun Ka Suit Case

one day a couple decided to move to their mothers house ...in the night the mian heard some wierd noises but he ignored them and went back to sleep..in the morning he saw his saas dead!!! he had no idea what had happened khair...the next night he again went to sleep and again heard the noises he again ignored them and went to sleep..... in the morning he came to know that his wife was DEAD!! he got confused and had no clue what was happening..... he decided to stay up in the night and see what was wrong..in the night he again heard the noises and went to drawer to see what was wrong when he opened the drawer and was SHOCKED to see the CHADIES DANCING!!!! he asked them WHO ARE YOU??AND WHAT DO YOU WANT??..they replied WE ARE DISCO CHUDIES AND WE WANT TO ROCK

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Biwi
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Raheem

1 Biwi Or 3 Bache

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.

· 1 Like · Apr 15, 2007 at 04:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Biwi
 
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