Tag: Hospital

Santa: Beth kar unki zulfon ke saye me swarg jesa anand aya.
Banta: Wah Wah Fair?
Santa: Biwi ne dekh liya or shaam ko Hospital mein hi hosh aaya

Sabse pehly
Cheeni or lal mirchon ka mixture banyen,.!
Mixture serve karne k baad wo water ki talash main jaye gi,.!
Jon hi wo water tank k pass phonche aap use pani main dhakka dai dain,.!Is tara wo bheeg jaye gi,.!
Or apne ap ko dry karne k liye aag k pass jaye gi,.!
jese hi wo aag k pass pohnche ap aag main bomb phek dain,.!
SOO wo buri tara zakhmi ho jaye gi or hospital main admit ho gi,.!
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I've written a poem for you
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes.
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!

I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes,
I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me,
I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon tour. They saw one sardarji in front of a hospital (Breach Candy) was trying to fill some form. So the couple enquired eagerly ""What are you doing ?. Sardarji replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple as per schedule, took the Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next destination. On the next day, they find the same Sardarji, in front of Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the same form. So once again young couple curiously asked - ""What are you doing here ?"" Sardarji once again replied I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple said but sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling the same form, how come you-re in Delhi?
Sardarji coolly replied It is written here - ""FILL IN CAPITALS""

eik dafa eik lover boy ki girl friend hospital main lag jati hai or wo us ko letter likhti hai kai meri yahaan posting ho gai hai.
to wo us ko letter main likhta hai kay kaash main bhi tumhari warde main admit ho sakta.
wo us ko reply karti hai kay tum chahtay hoyai bhi yahaan nahi aa saktay,
gusse how?
down yoyr page..
















because she was in gynae ward...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.............

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