Tag: Hospital

Twikle Twinkle
little Star.......
U should
know
Wht U R......
& once
U know
Wht U R....
MENTAL HOSPITAL
is not
so far........

aik baat kahna chata hoon.
kahna sa darta hoon.
ajazat ho to kah dalo.
tum sa haan tum sa.
of allah kaisay kaho.
mental hospital akar
milna chata hoon.
if u like this sms send me at 03004198022.

I--ve written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

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Asim Jhelum/Islamabad

a chinese ws in hospital a pakistain man went 2c him chinese said CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA died man went china 2 ask meanins it was KAMEINOXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA

A Husband makes a Call to Hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife.
But accidently the call went to a cricket stadium.

He asked what is the condition.

He died after what he heard.







Guess What would be the reply ???




It is ...




7 are already out.




3 More will be out hopefully by lunch.



and ............ ......... ......... ...








The first one was a DUCK... :P


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03337616430

A thirsty patient asks a nurse for milk,she oppened her top and put her nipples ih his mouth,,
he said...Thank God I did--t ask for water.

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS

0322=4038808

Hi? is this the mental hospital?
Yes it is.
Can i speak to Mr. Scott in room ten?
One moment, I--ll connect you........... I--m sorry, Mr Scott is not answering.
Good. That means that I must have really escaped.




0345-5140610

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then.I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
..................................................................................
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
..................................................................................
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
..................................................................................

Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U
0345-4433070 -love2lesss@yahoo

A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.

Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, Bengali.

The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, Punjabi.

This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, Calcutta.

Other replied in a weedy frail voice, Ludhiana.

Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, Asit.

Replied the other, Santa.

A few hours later, Asit managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, Cancer.

Santa responded, Sagittarius.

Muhammad Arshad
0334-5053889

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS



Aftab khan

A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....

EK AJEEB HOSPITAL


Doctor Pathan he
patient American he
reciepsionist French he
Sweeper UAE ka Arab he
Watchman England ka he
Abulance Driver Switzerland ka he
Nurse Lexubug ji he
or Salery Pakistan Authority ke pass he.