Tag: Hospital

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u it-s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I-m playing cards and I-ve misplaced the JOKER.

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don-t Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test
results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

If u hide, i-ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i-ll search 4 u. If u-ll leave, i-ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i-ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i-ll kill you.

Beta bola ""papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai"".
Papa bole, ""Nahi bete, abhi nahi"".
""Papa kyon ?"" ..........
""Bete abhi bandar Mail padh raha hai""

I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.

To live a life, one n eeds brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ___expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them

Once an angle came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 ""world peace"". That-s impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said ""Let me try world peace""

Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition & marry ur dad-s ugly decision.

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, >From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u h ave never changed. For me, you-ve always been........... a headache !

1 day u-ll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U

I cannot hide this from u any more. I don-t want 2 hurt u and I feel it-s best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

If u save this msg, it means I-m cute. If u edit this, I-m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i-m cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i-m cute!

ealous of me coz i-m cute

once a villager bought a motorbike n he went on a ride,on the road he came closer to a car n said to car,s driver.hey have u ever seen a bike.the driver thought that hez(villager) crazy so he jus ignored him.the vilager reapeated the same thing n driver kept ignoring him after sum moments a truck crashed into his bike n villager got hurt n he wuz sent to hospital When the car,s driver came to know he took pity on him n went to c him ,in hospital the villager asked again that have u ever seen a bike the driver frustarated n asked him that y r u asking this to me i have seen The bike before,the villager said in panjabi""phir dus dey udyain brakeain kithey hondia hain""

A man went to the doctor--s. The doctor came in and said, Well, I--ve got some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have which ever brain you like.

The man--s brain is $100,000.00 and the woman--s brain is $30,000.00. The patient could not help but ask; Why such a large difference between, the male and the female brain?

The doctor replied, The female brain is used.

AIK DUFA AIK DOCTOR AIK HOSPITAL MAY GAYA JO KAY PAGHLON KA THA TU US NAY DAIKH 4,5 PAGHLE MOTOCYCLE KI AWAZ NIKAL RAHAY HIEN AUR AIK AUR PAGHEL AGAY HOTA HAY BUT WO MON SAY MOTOCYCLE KI AWAZ NAE NIKALTA TU WO US SAY POCHTA HAY KAY TUM KION NAE NIKAL RAHAY YAY AWAZ TU WO KEHTA HAY KAY MAY PAGHLE NAE HON TU DOCOTOR KEHTA HAY KAY YAY TU BARE ACHE BAT HAY JAO UB TUM UPNAY GHER JA SUKTAY HO TU UPNAY MON SAY MOTOCYCLE KI AWAZ NIKALTA HAY AUR DOCTOR SAY KEHTA HAY KAY MERAY PECHAY BATH JAO MAY TUMHHAY TUMHARAY GHER CHOR AON GA

KAISA HAY ACHA HAY
MAIL ME:
sweetheart2004_2005@hotmail.com and sidra1232@hotmail.com

AIK KUNJOS KI DEATH HOTE HAY TU FURISHTAY US SAY POCHTAY HIEN KAY UGER TUM NAY KOI NAIK KAM KIA HAY DUNEYAN MAY TU BUTAO WO KEHTA HAY KAY AIK DUFA MAYNAY AIK FUKEER KO AIK CHUWUNE DEE THEE, AIK DUFA SUWA 4 ROPAY KA MUSJID MAY JHAROO KHULWAYA AUR AIK DUFA AIK HOSPITAL MIEN SUWA ROPAY DIAY
TU FURISHTA KEHTA HAY YAY LO UPNAY PORAY SARDAY 5 RUPAY AUR CHULO DOZUKH MINE
KAISA HAY ACHA HAY NA

AIK DUFA AIK DOCTOR AIK HOSPITAL MAY GAYA JO KAY PAGHLON KA THA TU US NAY
DAIKH 4,5 PAGHLE MOTOCYCLE KI AWAZ NIKAL RAHAY HIEN AUR AIK AUR PAGHEL AGAY HOTA
HAY BUT WO MON SAY MOTOCYCLE KI AWAZ NAE NIKALTA TU WO US SAY POCHTA HAY KAY TUM
KION NAE NIKAL RAHAY YAY AWAZ TU WO KEHTA HAY KAY MAY PAGHLE NAE HON TU DOCOTOR
KEHTA HAY KAY YAY TU BARE ACHE BAT HAY JAO UB TUM UPNAY GHER JA SUKTAY HO TU
UPNAY MON SAY MOTOCYCLE KI AWAZ NIKALTA HAY AUR DOCTOR SAY KEHTA HAY KAY MERAY
PECHAY BATH JAO MAY TUMHHAY TUMHARAY GHER CHOR AON GA

KAISA HAY ACHA HAY

sweetheart2004_2005@hotmail.com and sidra1232@hotmail.com

aik acha ladka hota hai aik shrarti ladka hota hai dono bhai hotain hain apni ammi kai sath bazar jatain hain shrarti ladka road jaldi say bhag kar cross karleta hai phir jab acha ladka cross karta hai to wo road pay jata hai aur daien dekhta hai phir jab baien dekhta hai to aik car us ko mar deti hai ami poochti hai hospital main beta dekha nhi tha kia? acha ladka bolta hai ap he nai to kha tha road pay daien aur baien dekh kar cross karna :)

1 day u--ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Hahahahaahaahah

A nurse in hospital asks the patient with broken-down head:
Name?
Sameer Bhatia.
Date of birth?
06 September 1965.
Married?
No. Car accident