Shadi k 1 Hfty bd
Hsbnd
Tum muj se alag ghr ki frmaish to nhi krogi na
Wife
Na G
Meri Toba
Maa ka pehla haq hy
Ap un ko alag ghar ly den

Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekho to Duniya Ka Sab Se Perfect Man Uska Daddy, Duniya Ka sab Se Dukhi Admi Uska Bhai, Dunya Ka Sab Se Sunder Boy Uska Beta, Dunya Ka Sab Se Nasibwala Admi Uski Bahen Ka shohar Or Dunya Ka Sab Se Kharab Selfish Jhootha Kanjus Bekar Admi, Ab Ye Bhi LIKHNA Paray Ga Kya?;)

Ek admi apni wife ki photo hamesha apni pocket me rakhta tha...
Q.k
Wo jab kabhi kisi pareshani me hota..
To wo apni wife ki photo ko dekhta or sochta..
Agar me is ko face kar sakta hun,
To baqi har chiz ko face kar sakta hun..!

Media Or Wife Me Kya Similarity Hay? .
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Jab Tak Ek Hi Baat, 10 Baar Na Bataye, Tab Tak Dono Ko Sakoon Nahi Milta :-)

Aik Baat Puchni thi..
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1973 K Aein Ke Mutabik
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Agar Biwi Naraz Ho ya Mekay Gai hui Ho..
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To Kya..
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Nigran Biwi Rakhi Ja Sakti Hai..?

AURAT Ke DIL Mai Sirf Us k SHOHAR K LiYe Hi Jaga Hoti Hay,
Per,
MARD Ka DIL Itna BARA Hota Hay K,
.
Us mai
DOST Ki LOVER
BV Ki SAHELI
BV Ki BABHI
PAROSAN
DHOBAN
KAAM WALI
BHAI Ki SALI
BEHAN Ki NAND
Or
Thori Buhat BV K Liye Bhi Jaga Hoti Hay
SACH MEIN MARD KA DIL BUHOT BARRA HOTA HAY:)

Larki Ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki TaLaash Me
Or Baaqi Husband Ki TaLaashi Lene
Me Guzar Jati
Hai
(,")/Begum
/) ) 20 Rupe To
_/ / Chordo Balance dalwana ha

: Shohar Biwi se:
Batao Karachi ki wo konsi chowrangi he jis ka naam sunte hi BV yaad aajati he?
BV: Pata nahi.
Shohar: Nagan Chowrangi.
BV Shohar se:
Batao Karachi ki wo konsi chowrangi he jis ka naam sunte hi shohar yaad aajata he?
Shohar: Pata nahi.
BV: 2 mint chowrangi...

1st friend...! Main Koi Bhi Kaam Krta Hoon To,
Meri Biwi Beech Mein Aa Jati Hay
2nd friend .:Yaar,Tu Truck Chala Kar Dekh, Shayad Kismat Sath De Dy