Wife:honey,What R U Looking 4?

Husband: Nothing

Wife:why Have U Been Reading Our Marriage Certificate 4 An Hour ?

Husband: I Was Just Looking 4 The Expiry Date

Wife: You Always Carry My Photo In Your Handbag To The Office. Why?
Darling : When There Is A Problem, No Matter How Impossible, I Look At Your Picture And The Problem Disappears.
Wife: You See, How Miraculous And Powerful I Am For You?
Darling : Yes, I See Your Picture And Say To Myself, ?What Other Problem

Interviewer To Millionaire: To Whom Do You Owe Your Success As A Millionaire??

Millionaire: ?I Owe Everything To My Wife.?

Interviewer: ?Wow, She Must Be Some Woman.

Interviewer: ?What Were You Before You Married Her??

Millionaire: ?A Billionaire

Wife : Do You Want Dinner?

Husband : Sure, What Are My Choices?
Wife : Yes And No.

Husband: Kal mere khawab ma ek larki aye thi.Wah!Kia larki thi.

Wife: Akeli aye hogi?

Husband: Tm ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha.

Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living

Cool Msg by a woman-
Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours
&
he needs a lot of improvement" ;)

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake