Admi:yar me preshani me phans chuka hon boht buri tarha Frnd: wo kese Admi: yar bv k makeup ka kharcha brdasht ni hota or Makeup na kre to B.v brdasht ni hΘti.

Dunya ki Best "Maa" to har betay k pas hoti hay, Lekin, Pata nhi dunya ki Best 'BIWI'... . . . Dusron k Pas hi Q hoti hay . HAR SHOHAR K DIL KI AWAZ

Aadmi dost se: Yaar aisi bewi ko kya kahen gay jo Khubsoorat ho, Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?
Dost: Afwah

BV Ny Shohar ko Call ke:
Kahan Hain Ap?
Shohar:
Tumhen Wo Gold Shop Yad Hai Jahan Tumhen ek Diamond ka Set Psand Aya Tha?
BV:
han han yad hai !
shohar:
aur mery pas itny pesy nhi thy K mai wo ly skta
BV:
han bilkul yad hai
Shohar:
aur mainy kaha tha K darling mai ek din Tumhary liey ye zarur kharidoon ga !
BV Khush Hoty Hoey:
Han Han janu, meri jan, mai sdky jawan Mujy achi trha Yad Hai.
Shohar:
Mai Us K Sath Wali Shop mai bal katwa Raha Hoon

Doctr: ApK 3 Daant Kese Toot gye?

Mareez: G Wo Wife Ne Sakht Roti Banai Ti

Doctr: To Kaane Sy Inkar Kr Dete

Mareez: G Wohi To Kiya Tha :D

Dost: Biwi sy leraai khatam hoe?
2nd Dost: Ha Ghutny taik k Myre
Pass ae the
1st Dost: Yay hoe na mardo wali bat,
Us ny Ghutny taik k keya kaha?
2nd Dost: Yay he k
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BED k Nechy sy nikal ao kuch
nae kaho ge

Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
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Husband:tu Kutti
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Wife:tu Kutta
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Bacha masumiat se bola
or me “TOMI”

Sirf 1 Choti c Galti ki wja se 1 book shop Mai 1 Milion Books Sale Hui, q ?
Kitab ka Nam Yun Tha,
"AN IDEA THAT CAN CHANGE UR WIFE"
Bas "L" Ki Jaga("W")Print Ho Gya Tha...!

WIFE: Meri shadi to Study ki waja se late hue apki shadi kyun late hue.?
Husband: Main "SADQA" bohat kasrat se diya kerta tha..!
WIFE: Shadi se "SADQAY" Ka kiya taluk..??
Husband: Sadqa balaon ko talta hai
bas ek Mah Sadqa dena bhool gaya
phir usi maheny Shadi hogai...hahahahahahahahahaha.,.