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Pilot Santa asking permission to land said, Guess who?
Controller Banta switches the field lights off and replied, Guess where!

when u need care just call me , when ever u feel cry just call me if i did--nt got success 2 make u laugh then i ll cry wid u also,when ever u need love just call me i ll love u more then ne one ,when ever u need money .................
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the number u have dialed is not respoding at the moment.. plzz do not try again later also....;) hahahahaha
hi guyzzz n girls
keep smiling n mailing me also
take care
byzzzz

One day Banta Singh--s son came to him and said Dad there is a man outside and wants donations for a swimming pool Banta singh oges out and gives him a glass of water.....

Hey guys and gals hope you will like my joke,as its the first time am submitting my joke on this web.

1)Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
2)When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am
just giving u time to MISS ME!!
3)Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
4)5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.wasim akram
woh kisi kaam kay nahi
3.aishwarya rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baki rahe aap aur hum
So keep in touch
5)Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a
second without u, if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
6)Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but,
sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me

Ek din Do Sardar apni kanjoosi ki baat kar rahe hote he:
1st Sardar:mene apne honeymoon ke ek admi ke paise bachaye kyuki honeymoon pe me akela gaya tha.
2nd Sardar:aree mene to dono ke paise bachaye kyuki honeymoon pe mene apni biwi ko apne dost ke saath bhejdiya.

aik dafa ka zikar hai k aik aadmi express bus mein safar kar raha hota hai safar bohat lamba hota hai achanak usay rastay mein pati aa jati hai bohat zoor ki woh bus driver kay paas jata hai aur usay kehta hai k mujhey bohat zoo ki pati aai hai bus roko to driver kehta hai k bus express hai yeh nahi ruk sakti lehaza woh aadmi wapas apni seat per ja kay bayth jata hai aur pent mein hi pati kar deta hai thori deer baad driver us say aa k poochta hai k tum nay pati kyun ki to woh aadmi kehta hai k yeh bhi express hai yeh bhi nahi rukti hahahahahah

dekho bahi jo b atif faran gohar and shazi
ka o b fan hay bura mat manaaa
kher shazi ka to koi fan hi nahi ho gaa kiu wo to sin part bal to dekho chichambo khopra pak jese hay hahahaha bura mat manna shazi

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
Studies Yaar...!!!

Sardar to his friend I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for Office, what about you?
Friend : Me too, after you leave.