Pagal

ustad bache se,mbbs ka matlab battao?
bacha,sir mbbs ka matlab hei minya biwi bachu samaet.

ustaad shagird say,shagird taeanaay kise kehte han?shagird bola sir jis taway par naay beth jaay us ko tawanaay kehtay han.

aik larrkee ki ammi tv pe aa keh kehtee hai""bachhiye aids la ilaag hai"" uss ki betee foran bolti hai""kyoon""

bond is way of departure and waste
ha ha ha ha

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is fool cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat



Cont.- Now read the third word of all the lines downwards and then you will understand what I mean!!!!!!!!


Dont mind

THE DHOBI IS ONLY THE ONE PERSON WHO SAYS ""BIWI JI CAPRE(CLOTH) NIKAL KAR RAKNA MAIN ABHI AATA HO. NOBODY MIND THESE WORDS

AIK BANDA BEMAAR HOTA HAI.WOH PEER SAHAB KE PAAS JATA HAI...PEER SAHAB DAM KARTE HAIN, KOI ARAAM NAHI AATA,PEER SAHAB PHIR DAM KARTE HAIN KOI ARAAM NAHI AATA , PEER SAHAB PHIR DAM KARTE HAIN KOI ARAAM NAHI AATA , PHIR PEER SAHAB AIK DAM KAR DETE HAIN PHIR ARAAM AA JATA HAI...LOL

shan:you know my wife is an angel?
arif:you are lucky because my wife is still alive.

Aik dafa aik larke ko us ki teacher kahti hai tum ne subha english mien teen(3)words yaad kar ke school anaa hai.wo ghaar jata hai to wo apni mum se kahta hai ke meri teacher ne kaha hai ke mien ne english mien three words yaad kaney hain,us ki mum gussey mien hoti hai to kehty hai SHUT UP wo yea hi word yaad kar leta hai SHUT UP,SHUT UP to us ki mum phir kahty hai SICK MAN wo yea bhi word yaad kar leta hai SICK MAN, SICK MAN,to phir wo kahin bahir jata hai to aik larka,larki ko kehta hai COMMON DEARLING wo yea bhi word yaad kar leta hai COMMON DEARLING,COMMON DEARLING.
To wo jab subha ko school jata hai to us ki teacher kahty hai tum ne apna sabaq yaad kiya?wo kehta hai SHUT UP,to teacher kehty hai tum batmizzy kar rahe ho?wo kehta hai SICK MAN to teacher kahty hai chalo mien tumien principle ke pass le kar jaty hoon to wo kehta hai COMMON DEARLING