Pagal

Acha Kal Ke baat Thee Aur Andhre Raat Thee Larki mere Sath Thee Main Auskai uper Thee Aur Wow Mere Sechay Thee Bura Mut manana Yaro Wow mere Cycle Thee Iss Main kiyon Shaq nahi hai Kiyonnnn Maza aiyaa yaa nahi Sunn Kar App ke bajee Ka Mazak Sunn Kar

aik khan sahab jahaz main safar kar rahay hotay hain un kay sath karchi ka aik sath batha hota hain us sath ko padh ata ha tu wo khan ki waja say padh aahista aahista marta hay khan us kay pad ki awaz sun lata ha tu us ko gali dayna lug jata haa ka khabees ka bacha saray pad ka tuta tota kar deya

Seradar ji gher se nikle kam ke liye siree per kele ka chilka tha woh phisal gaye aur kamer men` chot ayi too Docter ke pas gaye docter ne kuch din aram kerne ko kaha aur dawayee di aur kuch din aram ke liyee kahaa kuch din bad kam pe chale tu dekah ke siree per phir kele ka chilka hai to bole seet aaj phir girna pare ga

Ujaley apni yadoon ke humarey sath rehney do
Najney kis ghally mien kutoon(dogs) se palla perr jaye

Three friends were going on a vacation.
There names were; None of your business, Trouble, and Manners. Trouble gets lost.Manners stands outside of the police office and None of your business goes inside. The police officer at the desk asks him what his name was. None of your business, he said.Where are your manners? the police asks him.Outside, None of your business answer-s.Are you looking for trouble, asks the police. None of your busoness answers all excited, yes please!!!!!!!!!!

Meray Sajan Ganjay hain to kia howa.
Chand kay sar(head) par kabhi ball(hair) dekhay hain.
oh hay oh hay........

Aik aadmi doosray aadmi k haath pay maartaa hai to woh ussay kehtaa hai k keyoon mara to doosray admi nay kaha k shuker karo k tumharay paoo (foot) pay nahi mara warna paoo bharii ho jata

aik admi apni zandgi sai buhut tang aagaya us nay socha iss zindgi say to maut behtar hai aur us nay khud kush karnay kay liyay 5 manzla imaarat par char geya aur oopar say chalang lagadi jab us ki aankh khuli to aik uspatal main tha to doctar say kaha main theek to hoo doctar nay kaha tum to theek ho laikin tumhaaray neechai jo teen bandai aay thay vo margaay

aai admi jahaz may safar karraha tha us nay airhostis ko awaz dee jaab wo pass aai tu us
admi nay air hostis say kuch pucha tu air hostis nay us kay gall per aik zoor ka thapar mara
aur chali gai us admi kay saat wali seat per bethay howay dosray admi nay pucha kay is nay
aap ko thapar kyoon mara tu pehlay admi nay kaha pata nahi may nay tu baas aitna pucha tha
kay peshab karnay ki jaga kahan hay us nay kaha kay pechay hay tu maynay kaha kay pehlay
tu agay hoti thee.