Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....

Funny Oxymoron's:

(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together)

1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
&
the Mother of all
11) Happily Married

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary

1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month

2nd Man: Exactly

4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

Shadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi
Taj Mehal banana tha Par mumtaz mili nahi
Ek din kismat khuli Aur shadi ho gayi
Ab Taj Mehal banana hai Par ab ye mumtaz marti nahi

Evolution of Man,
Shadi se pahale,
HERO No.1
Shadi k baad,
COLIE No.1
Shadi se pahale,
Meine Pyar Kiya,
Shadi k baad,
Yeh Meine kya kiya...

Love marriage or Arranged marriage mein kya difference?
Hum khud jakar kunvey mein girey tou vo love marriage, or
dass log milkar dhakka de-dey tou vo arrange marriage.

A person who surrenders when he is WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he is RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check your marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know but
I was in love and did not notice.