The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you"d ordered that....

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: "Yes dear"

A little kid asks his Dad,
"Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"

"No idea," replied the Father,
"I'm still paying for it..."

One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!