Smart Man + Smart Naari = Flirting Jaari

Bevkuf Man + Smart Naari = Jeb Khali

Smart Man + Bevkuf Naari = Paaun Bhari

Befkuf Man + Bevkuf Naari = Shaadi

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wife: je agar main pagal ho gai te tussi ki karo gay
sardar jee: main pagal ho jawan ga.
wife:ainda matlab tussi dosri shadi nahin karo gay?
sardar jee: pagal te kuch ve kar sagda aye.
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Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?

Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.


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Ek machar ki howi mkhi say shadi,
pahli raat he start ho gaye barbadi,
machar becharey ki kismat hi khoti the,
makhi mospel laga k soti the,



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Gujranwala.
Cell # : 0345-6480039

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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


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BOY : main last time pooch raha hoon k tum mujh se shaadi karo gi?

GIRL : nahi

BOY : sooch lo

GIRL : kaha na nahi

BOY : waiter bill alag alag laina


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Nadia k Shaadi Kay din kareeb thay usy diting ka shoq hova tu mein lay i Sufi.Sofi par aeitbar jo tha.Pr Nadia Sofi k Sath bhag gai...

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Jo dete hain larkiyon ko TOHFAY,
Woh sajatey hain, unki SHADIYON k SOFAY,
Jo jaatey hain larkiyon k PEECHE,
Woh aatey hain W-11 k NEECHAY.


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