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Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father. Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?

No son, that--s because you are intelligent.

Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??

No son, that--s because you are intelligent, replies his father.

Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??

The father replies, No son, that--s because you are 31 years old.

Teri yaad mein hum ne pencil uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko darane ke kaam aayi...

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo FAIR & LOVELY mila.

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano...Shhhsss...KOI Hai se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

aap k aba ne aap ko kat lia yeh in ka junoon hai , aap chah kar bhi kuch na kar paye q k aap ki ragoon mein un ka khoon hai.

MaT cHeR kIsI hAsEeNa Ko KaBaR kA aZaB hOgA,eK DiN tU bHi KiSi HaSeEnA kA BaAp HoGa;);););););););););)

AAG LAGANE KI BAAT KARTE HO,DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAr DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA, TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO.

haaati ne kaha hatni ki qabar per,sadke jaooon teri patli kamar par.

Itnay dinon say jalanay naheen aaya ,Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay naheen aaya ,Kehta tha saath jeyengay saath marayngay ,Ab rooth gai hoon to ullo ka patha mananay bhi naheen aaya

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala,.Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi,

ishq karne waloon k bhi anokhey khel hote hain jab result aata hai tu sare AASHIQ fail hote hain.

umr kat gayi zikr kartey hue tumhara ,ghain se ghobara,fe se favware.

When u need ADVICE call me,when u need FRD msg me when u need help e-mail me when u need MONEY the number u dailed is not responding plz --DON--T TRY AGAIN

MEMON KI DUA:
Anso tere hoon, Aankh meri ho,
Dil tera ho, Dhadkan meri ho,
KHUDA kare hamari dosti itni ghari ho k,
Bussiness tu kari aur Amdani meri ho.

Mathematicaly if we suppose
that GIRLS = TIME X MONEY
IF SUPPOSE THT TIME = MONEY
THEN IT MAKES
GIRLS = MONEY X MONEY
GIRLS= MONEY (2) SQUARE
AS MONEY IS ROOT OF ALL EVIL , THEN PUTTING THE VALUE OF EVIL IN MONEY THEN WE HAVE THAT KIND OF EQUATION
GIRLS = EVIL (2) SQUARE
TO REMOVE THE SQUARE WE TAKE THE JAZAR
FINAL EQUATION WILL BE THAT
BECAUSE THE GAZAR WILL CANCEL THE SQUARE
AND THE GIRLS = EVIL
HENCE PROVE THAT GIRLS ARE EVEL
HAHA HAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Two lovers plan to suicide , boy jumped first from the hill, say LOVE IS LIFE, girl behind him came back from the hill, saying LOVE IS BLIND, boy in the air opened his parachute saying LOVE NEVER DIES

DO DOST APAS MJAIN BAAT KAR RAHEE TEE HAIN ? EK DOST KAHTA HEE MAREE ABBA KEE PAAS ITNEE BAREE ZAMEEN HEE KII TUM 10 DAYS CYCLE CHALOOW PHIR BHEE KHATAM NAHEE HO GEE? .......... 2ND DOST MAREE BAAP KE PAAS ITNA BARA DANDA HEE KE WOO CLOUDS KO CHOTA HEE.....1ST DOET ITNA LAMBA DANDA TUM HAREE ABBU KHAAN RAKHTEE HAIN?............2ND DOST TUM HAREE ABBA KEE ZAMEEEN PEEEEEEE..........?HAHAHAHAHA................. ???

ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey kareloon ki famaish karta hai jab us ki biwi kareley bana k lati hai tu ik dhaga us k moo mein ajata hai wo nikalta hai or nikalta hi rehta hai do min bad wo kehta hai k begum jaldi aao mei udhara ja raha hoon....

raja and rani tired from mobile. they decided to use pigeons . one day pigeon reaches rani without msg. angry rani calls raja .raja says idot, it was a missed call.(if u like this joke tell me on my e mail .eye_wash 4 u @hotmail.com

sardar tellls to his wife,tell me sardarni a beautiful joke in which i am not including.
sardarni says , well sardar je i m pregnant